Oktoberfest Trio!
Yusuf (Now Ingrid), 28
I might not look like it, but I actually have a pretty good reason for being here, besides getting drunk and looking good…
I came to Germany a few years ago from Turkey on a work visa, and have been trying to get my permanent residency ever since. I caught the Western European variant of the gender virus a few months in, which traded in my beard and beer gut for blonde hair and breasts, but didn’t exactly do anything for my immigration case, even if i do have a more traditionally “German” look now!
Anyways, part of the citizenship process involves proving that you’ve “integrated into German society”, and what better way to prove that than getting some photos of myself at Oktoberfest? Of course, the process is a little easier if you marry a citizen, which brings me to my backup plan… Have you seen some the guys around here?
The only issue is, my tolerance isn’t anything like it used to be. I’m only a few beers in and I’m already feeling pretty tipsy! Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve become a bit of a horny drunk…
Marcus (Now Eva), 33
Yes, I know, very classy, but I’m a sucker for tradition and not even the Role exchanger can take that away from me, even if it did take my manhood… or give me my wife’s body, or her sister’s breasts, or some woman on the street’s fashion addiction..
I could go on, but long story short, I always wore the lederhosen the last few times I went, so I feel like it’s only fair that I wear a dirndl this time! I have to admit, though, the cleavage on these things is ridiculous… They’re a lot nicer to look at than to wear!
??? (Name not given)
God, I probably shouldn’t be telling anyone this, but I’m pretty drunk at this point so why not… I have the gender virus! No, silly, not “had”, “have”! As in like, still contagious! Have you heard of the superspreader variant? It’s like, super contagious, or something. My doctor said i shouldn’t even go out for another week, but like, I flew all the way to Munich for Oktoberfest! I can’t just stay in my hotel all day! Besides, I don’t see what’s so bad about spreading the virus anyways, like yeah you get a little dumber or something but you get sooo hot afterwards and your boobs look perfect so its kinda worth it? I was so upset when it started turning me into a girl too but after a couple days you start to love it! I’ve made out with so many hot guys the past few hours, they’ll probably love it too!
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