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Feels good to be a bitch!

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“Hey sexy, you need a lift?” Nick frowned as he shielded the sun from his eyes to see the source of the noise: Some middle aged man pulling up in a sports car, clearly compensating for something by the look of his out of date clothes and greying, dyed a bit too black for anyone to mistake it for his natural color hair. “Really? That’s what you’re approaching me with? God, as if!” He scoffed back, smiling when he noticed his words had hit their mark. “Look at your dusty ass outfit and then look at me, did you really think you had a chance? You’re not fooling anyone with the hair, by the way!” He knew he wasn’t supposed to think it, but god, it felt good being a bitch. Seeing guys’ faces fall as they got shot down, rubbing the fact that he was out of their league in their faces, he knew it was wrong but the rush it gave him doing it ran right through his body like fireworks every time. It was one of many personality traits he now struggled with since the Role Exchanger made him almost un...

Humans of the Great Shift 3

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  Isac (23) “Alright kiddos, I’ll pick you up at 3 ok? be good for the teacher!” “Sorry about that, anyways, where were we? It’s funny, i didn’t exactly expect to be raising a family at 23. I mean, i was fresh out of college, dating a few girls here and there but nothing long-term. I always figured that would be a “later in life” kinda thing. To be fair though, i didn’t exactly plan on the Great Shift putting me in the body of a 40 year old asian woman when i was out at the store getting groceries either. Didn’t exactly help that i have no idea what happened to the woman I swapped into - Maybe she’s in a baby’s body or something, i heard that could happen. Anyways, she had her two kids along with her when it happened and it wasn’t like i could just abandon them. Funnily enough the twins ended up in each others’ bodies so I don’t think they even realized what happened! I ended up taking them to    my new body’s house to see if anyone she knew would pick them up, but when n...

Humans of the Great Shift: Accepting Applications!

Hey y’all! Thought I’d do another quick “Humans of the Great Shift” post since it’s been forever since my last one. I’ll do a round 2 soon and I’d love your input! Let me know who you were pre-Shift and what you’re up to now and you might be featured on the next one!

Humans of the Great Shift 2

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Ayomi (22) When I came here from Nigeria, The last thing my parents said to me before I got on the plane was to not let America change who i was. (Laughs) Somehow, I do not think this was what they were imagining! I came here to study to be a doctor. I had only been on campus for a few days before the Great Shift hit, taking me out of my Anatomy lab and placing me into the body of a woman at a Sorority event nearby. Suffice to say, I ended up studying a very different kind of anatomy that night! Thankfully, the girls at Kappa Delta have helped me adjust to my new body and all of the upkeep it takes. I even attend some of their on-campus events now when I’m not studying, but it’s still a shock to people over here when the white girl starts speaking with a thick Nigerian accent! Alan (44) It’s funny, I had been trying to break into social media for years with no luck. Now I get more views on my videos in an hour than I did my in a year pre-shift. I guess it’s all down to timing - I start...

Still time to cancel

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Mark stretched his arms above his head, feeling the weight of his new breasts shift on his chest as he slipped the tank top over his bra. He paused for a moment, anxiously adjusting the top so just the right amount of cleavage peeked out and checked his makeup in his phone camera one last time. He still had time to cancel, the thought ran through his mind. A single text would be enough, and he could just spend the night in his dorm room like any other. He toyed with the idea, nervously fretting with a strand of hair. A new habit he had picked up in the few months he had been in Sabrina’s body. Had it been that long already? He had realized he was almost halfway through the semester now, something that had seemed ages away when Sabrina had stolen his life at the start of the year, leaving him high and dry in his neighbor’s college-age body while she lived out his life free from the stress of university classes and overbearing parents. The only thing she had left him was a halfhearted ap...

Probably avoidable

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“Ok, relax, we can meet up again after you get off work today but it’s not like we’re gonna find anything new! That storm that swapped our bodies was days ago, so if you have any idea how to make it happen again i’m all ears - And yes, actually, i’ve been completely respectful of your body, and your rules. I’ve literally just been watching tv all day waiting for you to get back. You think i want to be stuck as you any longer than i have to?” Ken smiled as Arielle finally hung up the phone, lazily laying back in bed. “Thank god, i thought she’d never get off the phone. Now… Where was I?” He couldn’t blame her though. Maybe it wasn’t the most ethical thing in the world, but he had practically gone down her post-swap dos and don’ts like a checklist Do: Act like me if you have to talk with anyone. Check. He had a few slip ups at first, but as the days passed he was actually starting to get the hang of pretending to be her. Thankfully, Arielle worked from home and had made up an excuse not ...

Memory lapses

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Josh sighed, looking around his house for a suitable shirt to wear from his shrinking wardrobe before giving up and taking a seat by the stairs to catch his breath. It had seemed like the perfect opportunity: Work an online job from the US, earn in dollars, and move somewhere in Latin America where the local currency went a lot further. He had even managed to rent out a beautiful house in the historic district of town for a steal after another expat had broken his lease early and moved out unexpectedly. It had been great at first, although, he had been having second thoughts recently. His lease was coming up soon and as much as he was saving money by living in Colombia, he was starting to get worried about how quickly time was flying by. He hadn’t noticed it at first, but now it seemed like entire days would go without him remembering a single thing he’d done. The memory lapses had started about two weeks in, about the same time he started losing weight. It started off small, finding f...