Do I look like i know how to swap bodies?
“Do i look like I know how to swap bodies?” Joe responded, affronted by her accusation. “Besides, even if i could, why would I pick you?” He continued, crossing his arms awkwardly over his chest. “What do we do? do we tell people?”
“Are you crazy? “Hey mom, I know it’s your neighbor down the hall talking to you, but i’m actually your teenage son?” They’d think you’re having some kind of psychological episode before they’d believe us.” Nadia laughed, humorlessly. “You need to fix this. Soon.”
“Well my parents are gonna expect me and my body home any minute now for dinner, what am I supposed to do now?”
Nadia sighed. “God, okay you little brat, here’s what we’re gonna do. I’ll go to your place and pretend i have a stomachache or something so i don’t have to eat dinner with your miserable parents. In the meantime, you sit here. You don’t look at anything, you don’t touch anything, and you ESPECIALLY don’t mess around with my body while i’m gone. I’ll be back in a couple hours and we can figure out how to get you back into your stupid body and out of my life for good. Okay?”
She looked at Joe expectantly, crossing her arms to signal that there was only one correct answer.
Joe weighed his options for a second before responding.
“…Ok. Believe me, i do NOT want to be you either!”
Nadia scoffed, rolling her eyes in a decidedly feminine way that looked absurd on Joe’s decidedly male features and walked away, slamming her door behind her.
Joe paused for a moment as he heard the door click and the sound of footsteps fade away, a slight smile slowly growing on his new face with every passing second.
“Oh my god, She actually believed it!” He laughed, dropping his confused act as he looked down at his new body. If she was looking for a way to swap back in his house, she’d be looking for a long time: It was him, after all. He had hid any evidence of the spell he’d come across and painstakingly gathered the ingredients for days ago. When he had found the body swapping spell online in another desperate attempt to get out from his overbearing parents’ reach, Nadia was the first person he’d thought about. She had been a pain from the first day she’d moved into their building between her condescending attitude and constant noise complaints, but despite that he had to admit he’d been nursing a massive crush on her. It was hard not to, she was gorgeous and she knew it. And if he had the chance to get away from his old life and knock Nadia down a peg at the same time, he was all in.
Pacing through the apartment back to her bedroom, Joe curiously leafed through her closet, pushing through lacy bras and feminine dresses as he imagined how he’d look in each one,
Joe had originally planned for the swap to last no more than a couple days, but if her body felt anything close to as good as he now looked, he was already starting to plan how he’d squeeze out a little more time as the hot girl next door. He was supposed to leave for college in a week anyways, as long as he played dumb and kept her from spilling their secret for a few more days, she’d be going in his place and he’d be free to live her life without any distractions until the holidays.
Joe slowly pulled down the sleeves of his dress and unclasped his bra, smiling as he let his new breasts free for the first time. He’d save the real exploration for when Nadia was finally out of his hair, but in the meantime, who said he couldn’t have a little fun with his new body?
Maybe he’d switch back sometime next year. Maybe.
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