“God, this is so fucked!” Nadia moaned, pacing around her apartment like a storm ready to strike the first target she laid her eyes on. “And you’re sure you didn’t do anything weird to cause this?” “Do i look like I know how to swap bodies?” Joe responded, affronted by her accusation. “Besides, even if i could, why would I pick you?” He continued, crossing his arms awkwardly over his chest. “What do we do? do we tell people?” “Are you crazy? “Hey mom, I know it’s your neighbor down the hall talking to you, but i’m actually your teenage son?” They’d think you’re having some kind of psychological episode before they’d believe us.” Nadia laughed, humorlessly. “You need to fix this. Soon.” “Well my parents are gonna expect me and my body home any minute now for dinner, what am I supposed to do now?” Nadia sighed. “God, okay you little brat, here’s what we’re gonna do. I’ll go to your place and pretend i have a stomachache or something so i don’t have to eat dinner with your miserable paren